Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Every other Tuesday: I read an original short horror story written by me! Every other Thursday:I review a shitty horror movie with loads of snark. First Saturday of each month: I interview indie artists I just know you’ll love. Everyday: I’m shufflin’

“Cam” Movie Review

March 14th, 2019

"Cam," the story of a girl, her taser, and a futile attempt to rise through the ranks of her cam site with her own face.

 

**Find the transcript of this episode here*

 

Featured Podcasts:

Calling Darkness

Chronosphere Fiction

 

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Bonus Episode: Features Week Where Are They Now? Part Two

March 9th, 2019

My Features Week mega episode comes to a conclusion with part 2 exploring the rest of the artists I've featured over the last year. 

 

**Find the transcript for this episode here**

 

Artists Featured In This Episode:

Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast

Bella Parsons (Personal Twitter, Art Twitter)

Jessica Holt (Twitter, Website, Artemesia's Axe Twitter, Comic site)

Heather Wright

Rebecca Frohling

Sarah (Good Nightmare Podcast)

Justinthulu

PD Brody (Facebook, Twitter)

Annalisa Ely

Hannah Rumeau (Twitter, Instagram)

Alison Beattie (newspaper article)

Raleigh Keegan

Raven Lavina

Of Myth and Mercy

Kate Braun

 

Brian Black

Em Somerville

We Drink and We Know Things Podcast

The Derailers Podcast

Ghost Mummy

Drac VanHook

Blackeyed Blonde

Cephalopods

Jenn Harkless

 

Every Features Week Episode Ever (links to Podbean): 

(before there was an episode for it, February 2018) 

(Raleigh Keegan, Heather Wright (Nature Vs. Narcissism), Jenai Marek, Creepy Blonde Girl, Eliot Roe)

March 2018

(Cephalopods, Briski (Turn of Phrases Podcast), Saint, Raven Lavina, Zee Zelinski)

April 2018

(Alison Beattie, Lene (lenedoesnotpop), CK (Mirths and Monsters), TK (Rogue Duck Arts), Immunity Zero)

May and June 2018

(Brian Black, Raggedy Anzy, Kate Braun, Ignorance Was Bliss, Of Myth and Mercy Podcast, Blackeyed Blonde, Meli, (Emily Wallinga) The Unapologetic Artist)

July 2018

(PD Brody, Bo Chappell, Hannah Rumeau, That's Weird, Bella Parsons)

August 2018

(Em Somerville, People Are Wild Podcast, Master DK, We Drink and We Know Things Podcast, Rebecca Frohling)

October 2018 

(The Crow Flies, Cory Mason, Spoop Hour, Demon Kitty Designs, Jenn Harkless)

November 2018

(Derailers Podcast, Jessica F. Holt, Ghost Mummy, Justin McCarthy, Good Nightmare)

January 2018

(Drac VanHook, Lanie (It's Haunted...What Now? Podcast), Annalisa Ely, The Hidden Staircase Podcast)

 

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Bonus Episode: Features Week Where Are They Now? Part One

February 9th, 2019

It's been a whole year of featuring artists! That means I have nearly 50 people to update you on. Let's get started!

**Find the transcript of this episode here**

Artists Featured in this episode:

CK (Mirths and Monsters)

Raggedy Anzy

Jenai Marek (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Website)

Meli (Twitter, Website)

Kim (People Are Wild)

Ashley and Kristy (That's Weird)

The Crow Flies

TK (Rogue Duck Arts)

Master DK

Cory Mason

Bo Chappell

Emily Wallinga, The Unapologetic Artist

Sam, Hidden Staircase Podcast (Twitter, Instagram)

Lanie, It's Haunted...What Now?, True Crime Fan Club, and We're All Just Pretending Podcasts

Briski,Turn of Phrases Podcast (Twitter, Website)

Zee Zelinski

Saint (TwitterInstagram, Website)

Spoop Hour

Immunity Zero

 

Every Features Week Episode Ever (links to Podbean): 

(before there was an episode for it, February 2018) 

(Raleigh Keegan, Nature Vs. Narcissism, Jenai Marek, Creepy Blonde Girl, Eliot Roe)

March 2018

(Cephalopods, Briski (Turn of Phrases Podcast), Saint, Raven Lavina, Zee Zelinski)

April 2018

(Alison Beattie, Lene (lenedoesnotpop), CK (Mirths and Monsters), TK (Rogue Duck Arts), Immunity Zero)

May and June 2018

(Brian Black, Raggedy Anzy, Kate Braun, Ignorance Was Bliss, Of Myth and Mercy Podcast, Blackeyed Blonde, Meli, (Emily Wallinga) The Unapologetic Artist)

July 2018

(PD Brody, Bo Chappell, Hannah Rumeau, That's Weird, Bella Parsons)

August 2018

(Em Somerville, People Are Wild Podcast, Master DK, We Drink and We Know Things Podcast, Rebecca Frohling)

October 2018 

(The Crow Flies, Cory Mason, Spoop Hour, Demon Kitty Designs, Jenn Harkless)

November 2018

(Derailers Podcast, Jessica F. Holt, Ghost Mummy, Justin McCarthy, Good Nightmare)

January 2018

(Drac VanHook, Lanie (It's Haunted...What Now? Podcast), Annalisa Ely, The Hidden Staircase Podcast)

 

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One Year Podiversary Q&A!

February 7th, 2019

If you're reading this, you have helped take part in making this podcast awesome. Whether this is your first episode, or you've heard them all, it's your fault this podcast has succeeded. Thank you!

 

**Find the transcript of this episode here**

 

Special thanks to these fine folks:

(Twitter accounts linked)

Jess F. Holt (who I forgot to list because I'm BAD AT LISTS)

Spoop Hour

Geek Men and the Masters of the Thundernerds

Yikes Podcast

Me, My Spouse, and a Die

Turn of Phrases Podcast

Saint

 

P.S. I forgot to record a question because I, apparently can't read. Courtney from Cult of Domesticity asked:

“What would be your ideal profession?” I would love to be a baker or cake decorator. I’ve been obsessed with shows like Ace of Cakes since they became popular and I even got an entire set of piping tips for Christmas last year. I’m not the most adventurous baker, but I do my fair share of making sweets and desserts. I’d love to get paid to do it!

 

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Choose Your Own Adventure Halloween Special

January 31st, 2019

**This episode contains scenes of car accidents in one of the options. Do not listen if that will make you uncomfortable**This episode also contains adult language**

A few different players have different timestamps. See the description for the right timestamps for your favorite player!

Happy day folks! This episode is finally finished :D I did my best to include more sound effects than music, so editing took three times as long as it usually did. However, after nearly two weeks of work, it's ready for your listening pleasure! That being said, please share this episode with friends, families, coworkers, your dog, etc. I worked really hard on this one. 

Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for not only sponsoring this episode, but being patient as I had a mental breakdown to get this thing finished. Find out more about Jess here:

Twitter

Website

Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

 

Editors note: At each point where the story ends, I state that there are 7 endings. In reality, there are only 6.

 

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Podbean/Podcast Addict/iTunes/Overcast:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

Story start (Main story (1)): 2:51

Move to your bed: 5:03

Stay on the couch: 6:43

Main story (2): 8:17

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:49

 

Jump: 20:18

Left path: 23:27

Right path: 27:17

Stay on the ride: 30:54

 

Halloween Party: 34:39

 

Tell the truth: 35:23

Lie: 36:07

Main story (3): 37:20

Prisoner: 38:43

Black-Eyed Pea:39:32

Skittle: 40:32

Main story (4): 41:11

Justin's Truck: 43:18

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:57

Your Sedan: 1:05:49

Ditch them: 1:12:32

Invite them to meet your friends: 1:18:43

 

Stitcher:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Story start (Main story (1)): 2:52

Move to your bed: 5:04

Stay on the couch: 6:58

Main story (2): 8:20

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:52

 

Jump: 20:22

Left path: 23:23

Right path: 27:40

Stay on the ride: 30:58

 

Halloween Party: 34:45

Tell the truth: 35:26

Lie: 36:11

Main story (3): 37:28

Prisoner: 38:39

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:35

Skittle: 40:31

Main story (4): 41:22

Justin's Truck: 43:23

Ditch them: 49:52

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:47

Your Sedan: 65:44

Ditch them: 72:26

Invite them to meet your friends: 79:01

 

Google Podcasts:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Story start (Main story (1)): 3:02

Move to your bed: 4:59

Stay on the couch: 6:42

Main story (2): 8:37

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:54

 

Jump: 20:13

Left path: 23:23

Right path: 27:35

Stay on the ride: 30:42

 

Halloween Party: 34:35

 

Tell the truth: 35:16

Lie: 36:02

Main story (3): 37:19

Prisoner: 38:31

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:27

Skittle: 40:24

Main story (4): 41:13

Justin's Truck: 43:16

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:36

Your Sedan: 1:05:29

Ditch them: 1:12:16

Invite them to meet your friends: 1:18:27

 

Spotify:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

Story start (Main story (1)): 3:11

Move to your bed: 4:59

Stay on the couch: 6:42

Main story (2): 8:37

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:54

 

Jump: 20:13

Left path: 23:31

Right path: 27:35

Stay on the ride: 30:42

 

Halloween Party: 34:35

 

Tell the truth: 35:16

Lie: 36:04

Main story (3): 37:21

Prisoner: 38:31

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:28

Skittle: 40:24

Main story (4): 41:13

Justin's Truck: 43:16

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:36

Your Sedan: 65:30

Ditch them: 72:13

Invite them to meet your friends: 78:27

 

Attribution for Sound Effects/Music:

Carny's Dance by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: https://soundcloud.com/kevin-9-1/carnys-dance 
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Bad Ideas Distressed by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) 
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100488 
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

 

All sounds used from: https://freesound.org

"tractor approaching"

user: soundmary

"screaming_male_beard"

user: GabrielaUPF

"punch 4"

user: CastIronCarousel

"scream_group_women"

user: thanvannispen

"walkie talkie ininteligible"

user: vinjatovix

"old_dodge_truck t_start1"

user:roscoetoon

"PA microphone feedback (2)"

user:FreqMan

"Scream B"

user: FreqMan

"Car Breaking Skid"

user: Medartimus

"scream_group_long"

user:thevannispen

 

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Bonus Episode: Features Week January 2019

January 19th, 2019

Yes, it's a week late and yes, I only have 4 artists for you, but hey! The new me this new year is a bit behind. Thanks for your patience and enjoy learning about some awesome artists!

 

Drac VanHook

Twitter

 

Website

 

It's Haunted...What Now? Podcast

Twitter

Facebook

Instagram

Website

Click here to listen to Lanie's most recent episode (featuring a frightening tale by yours truly).

 

Annalisa Ely

Twitter

Facebook

Instagram

YouTube Channel

Part 1 of our collab

Part 2 of our collab

 

The Hidden Staircase

Twitter

Facebook

Instagram

Website

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Customer Service

January 9th, 2019

I bet you didn't know you wanted to hear a horror story from the perspective of a shopping cart...you're welcome. 

The art for this episode as well as the story itself was done by the lovely and talented Jessica F. Holt! Give her a shout:

Twitter

Website

Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

 

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My Top Five Horror Movies of All Time

January 3rd, 2019

Ever wonder if all of this negativity is just how I watch movies? Well it's not! I do have some that I like. Here's a list of all my top 5!

 

Featured Podcasts:

Fataliteas

I Never Saw That

 

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Graveyard Shift

December 25th, 2018

Merry Christmas everyone!! Thanks for taking the time out of this holiday to listen to little ol' me! 

This story was written with the help of a prompt from the Hooks of Horror podcast! 

The art for this episode as well as the story itself was done by the lovely and talented Jessica F. Holt! Give her a shout:

Twitter

Website

Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

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“The Void” Movie Review

December 20th, 2018

Tentacles, Rick Grimes, and pregnancy. If those three words don't get you excited, you're listening to the wrong podcast. 

Last Week's Story: Patchwork

Patchwork minisode

Last Movie Review: Sabrina

 

Listen to my stories: 

 "A Very Undead Christmas" (Hooks of Horror)

It's Haunted...What Now?

 

Featured Podcasts:

Haunted Places

The Lift

 

Want to know more about this story? Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! There I post a minisode available to all patrons $1 and up alongside each story.

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