Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Every other Tuesday: I read an original short horror story written by me! Every other Thursday:I review a horror movie with loads of snark. First Saturday of each month: I interview indie artists I just know you’ll love. Everyday: I’m shufflin’

Sharknado Wrap Up Episode

July 26th, 2019

In this episode, I do some research into the cast and crew of Sharknado and answer a few questions I came up with myself like "Where did Petunia come from?" and "Who the heck is Jedward?"

 

**Find the transcript of this episode here**

 

Featured Podcasts:

Cult of Domesticity

People Are Wild

 

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“The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time” Movie Review

July 25th, 2019

It's finally over and I definitely didn't cry, don't worry about it.

 

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“Sharknado 5: Global Swarming” Movie Review

July 19th, 2019

Is this the best movie in the series? Does it have anything to do with a new writer, solid plot, and callbacks to the first few films? Will Augie ever get enough sleep to edit an episode properly!?

Answers to some of these questions lie within this podcast episode. 

**Find the transcript for this episode here**

 

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“Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens” Movie Review

July 18th, 2019

A very tired Augie brings you her thoughts on the most confusing movie in the series this week. 

I appreciate you all hanging in there with me as I drive the struggle bus through reviewing 6 movies in one month. No one asked me to do it, I just like to complain about it. 

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“Sharknado 3:Oh Hell No!” Movie Review

July 11th, 2019

What's better than sharks in L.A. or New York? When sharks attack the white house and all Fin has to defend himself is a tiny chainsaw. Oh, also Nova is back and April gives birth inside of a shark!

 

**find the transcript of this episode here**

 

Featured Podcasts:

Dear Murder Street

Boos and Spirits

 

Listen to previous episodes:

Sharknado

Sharknado 2: The Second One 

 

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“Sharknado 2: The Second One” Movie Review

July 5th, 2019

Everything about the first Sharknado you loved is now happening in New York with 300% more celebrities!

 

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Featured Podcasts:

The Haunted Ride

Spell Cast

 

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“Sharknado” Movie Review

July 4th, 2019

The time has come for me to listen to my friends who have asked that I review this series. Let's see how right...or wrong they were to suggest this monstrosity.

Shoutout to Kim, from People are Wild, Courtney from Cult of Domesticity, and Allison from Calling Darkness for encouraging me to watch this series for the podcast! (all hyperlinks are to their Twitter profiles).

Because this series has 6 movies and I'm cramming them all into one month, my review of Sharknado 2 will be live tomorrow! Stay tuned.

 

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Featured Podcasts:

Rose Drive

Deadtime Storiez

 

Check these other reviews! 

Sabrina 

47 Meters Down

 

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Master and I (Revised)

June 25th, 2019

Master and I eat dinner together every night, sometimes they let me have some of theirs. It's delicious. Tonight though, something wasn't right...

 

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Pride Month Stories #2

June 19th, 2019

This episode, lovingly guest hosted by the talented Matt Donohoe of the On Patrol podcast, consists of two more amazing and creepy stories from authors in the LGBTQIA+ community! 

Thank you all for your kind, loving, and supportive words of encouragement as I mourn the loss of my fur baby, Winston. I hope you'll forgive how late this episode was and any technical glitches you might hear. 

**Find the transcript for this episode here**

 

Support Jess and her partner at their shop with the promo code "PrideMonth"

 

Find out more about Matt:

Odd Audio Network Website

On Patrol Twitter

On Patrol Podcast

 

Find the authors here:

A.J. Horvath

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Goodreads Profile

 

Melissa

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Podcast

 

Music credits:

Act One - Tenebrous Brothers Carnival by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
 
Circus Waltz - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
 
FairyTale Waltz by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

The Retreat

June 11th, 2019

A story I've never read on my podcast before! Listen to what happens when an insistent friend brings their agnostic bestie to a religious women's retreat!

**Find the transcript for this episode here**

Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here:

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Email: info@jessicafholt.com

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Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

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