The Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Tuesday: I read an original short horror story written by me! Thursday:I review a shitty horror movie with loads of snark. First Saturday of each month: I interview indie artists I just know you’ll love. Everyday: I’m shufflin’

Bonus Episode: Sharks, Cats, and Wine (Bloopers from episode 23)

April 27th, 2018
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Couldn't get enough of how crazy I got while Reviewing 47 Meters Down? Why not listen to the bloopers!

Hear the original episode here.

Episode 23: “47 Meters Down” Movie Review

April 26th, 2018
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One of the worst shark movies I've ever seen. The only redeemable part is the ending, and even that didn't really happen. I'm joined in the studio by my cat, Pumpkin and a huge glass of cheap red wine. This is going to be good.

 

Featured Podcasts:

The Babe and The Bro

The Lonely People Pod

 

Links to "Research" articles:

What happens to the body at 47 Meters Down:

https://www.medicaldaily.com/breaking-point-how-much-water-pressure-can-human-body-take-347570

The Bends:

https://www.emedicinehealth.com/decompression_syndromes_the_bends/article_em.htm#symptoms_of_the_bends

Why chaning you're oxygen tank at the bottom of the ocean is a terrible idea:

https://www.scubadiving.com/training/basic-skills/switching-tanks

 

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Episode 22: Wishful Thinking Part 3 (Read by Raven Lavina)

April 24th, 2018
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The finale to my Wishful Thinking series, read by the lovely Raven Lavina. Greg realizes what power the snowglobe yields. Will he use it wisely?

 

Featured Podcasts:

Dark Poutine 

Popcorn Prattle

 

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Follow Immunity Zero (because he's fantastic):

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Follow James Raymond (because he's incredibly talented):

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Episode 21: “Pet” Movie Review

April 19th, 2018
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A movie about a stalker, a murderer, and an imaginary friend.

 

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Dear Hank and John

Limetown

 

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Episode 20: Wishful Thinking Part 2 (read by Immunity Zero)

April 17th, 2018
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Greg's life is starting to get interesting, does it have anything to do with that mysterious snow globe? 

 

Featured Podcasts:

The Hidden Staircase

Mabel

 

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Episode 19: “Let Me In” Movie Review

April 12th, 2018
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It's 2010; Twilight is a thing and Vampire Diaries is in it's first season. Why then, you might ask, does this movie exist? I don't know either. 

 

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Can We Cult?

Eye for an Eye

 

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Episode 18: Wishful Thinking: Part 1 (read by James Raymond)

April 10th, 2018
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The first of my huge collab project has arrived! In this episode, James Raymond, a phenomenal voice actor, brings the first part of my "Wishful Thinking" series to life!

 

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Featured Podcasts

Hoosier Homicide

All Crime No Cattle

 

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Bonus Episode: Features Week April

April 7th, 2018
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*If I sound weepy or sad in this episode, it’s because I was talking so fast I had to slow down the audio.*

It’s features week! Here’s your monthly bonus episode featuring some details about each artist, poetry, promos, horror stories, and descriptions of art pieces.

Check them all out here:

Alison Beattie

Interview on website

Twitter

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Lene:

Interview on website

Featured photo

Twitter

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Find Lene’s design in my merch shop!

Shout out: Sew Batty

 

Mirths and Monsters Podcast:

Interview on website

Website

Twitter

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Facebook

Shout out: The Odd Audio Network

 

Rogue Duck Art:

Interview on website

Website

Featured Photos

Instagram

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Find their Rogue Duck’s design in my merch shop!

Shout out: Edie Barthelmes

 

Immunity Zero:

Interview on website

Website

Twitter

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Episode 17: The Collection Movie Review

April 5th, 2018
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Listen to a review of a terrible movie featuring one of the cutest mass murderers you've ever met!

 

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M.A.U.L Podcast

Affirmative Murder

 

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Episode 16: The First Story I Ever Wrote

April 3rd, 2018
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Ever wonder where the authors of today got started? Apparently, for me, it was in the realm of talking dogs. Join me as I celebrate my 26th birthday by reading the first story I've ever written.

This episode is interactive! I've posted photos of each page/chapter in an Instagram slideshow! Read along with me here!

 

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Of Myth and Mercy

Swindled

 

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