Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Every other Tuesday: I read an original short horror story written by me! Every other Thursday:I review a shitty horror movie with loads of snark. First Saturday of each month: I interview indie artists I just know you’ll love. Everyday: I’m shufflin’

“Chernobyl Diaries” Movie Review

August 23rd, 2018

A movie set in the computer generated version of Pripyet, a town devastated by the nucelar disaster in Chernobyl. Complete with kinda-zombies and irrelevant characters that don't die first, this review is just....something else. 

 

Tuesday's Story: A Friendly Neighbor

Last Thursday's Movie Review: Be Afraid

 

Featured Podcasts:

What the Actual Faith

Myopia: Defend your Childhood

 

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A Friendly Neighbor

August 21st, 2018

Will what our main character left behind be worse than what she's just moved into?

 

Last Tuesday's story: Unfortunate Part 2

Thursday's Movie Review: Be Afraid

 

Check out another narration of this story on Master DK's YouTube channel. Don't forget to subscribe while you're there!

 

Featured Podcasts: 

Violet Beach

Hooks of Horror

 

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“Be Afraid” Movie Review

August 16th, 2018

Racism, pointless monsters, overaged teens, and bad staging. All that and more awaits you in this snarky review!

 

Tuesday's Podcast: Unfortunate Part 2

Last Thursday's Movie Review: The Descent

 

Featured Podcasts:

Stories of Yore and Yours

Mariticide Podcast

 

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Unfortunate Part Two

August 14th, 2018

Zombies, fortune cookies, and intentionally deep plotlines!

 

Last Tuesday's Story: Unfortunate Part 1

Last Thursday's Movie Review: The Descent

 

Featured Podcasts:

True Crime Finland

Targeted

 

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Bonus Episode: Features Week August 2018

August 11th, 2018

Features Week August 2018 has come to a close, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the spoils of some new artists! This episode includes podcast promos, suspenseful stories, and a horror narration of one of my stories!

 

Em Somerville:

Interview

Twitter

Instagram

Website

 

People Are Wild Podcast:

Interview

Twitter

 

Master DK:

Interview

YouTube Channel

Twitter

Instagram

 

We Drink and We Know Things Podcast:

Interview

Twitter

Instagram

Tumblr

Website

 

Rebecca Frohling:

Interview

Twitter

Instagram

YouTube Channel

Website

 

 

 

 

“The Descent” Movie Review

August 9th, 2018

The Descent, a movie I didn't hate, but hated with a passion at the same time. The ending to this one even got it's own rating.

 

Tuesday's story: Unfortunate Part 1

Last Thursday's episode: 10 Horror Tropes I Just Don't Get

 

Featured Podcasts:

Dark Histories

Crime on the Mind

 

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Unfortunate Part One

August 7th, 2018

A story about zombies read by one at an ungodly hour. 

 

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Deus Ex Machina

Limetown

 

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Music Credits: 

For Mimi by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Ten Horror Tropes I Just Don’t Get (Part 1)

August 2nd, 2018

Here are the first 5 tropes from shitty horror movies that make no sense to me. Check out my Patreon page for part 2, it's free!

*Edit: Number 3 should have included those with disabilities AND with mental illnesses. The two are not the same and cannot be used interchangeably even though I did twice. Most of what I say is scripted, but when I go off-book, I can sometimes stick my feet in my mouth.*

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