Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Every other Tuesday: I read an original short horror story written by me! Every other Thursday:I review a shitty horror movie with loads of snark. First Saturday of each month: I interview indie artists I just know you’ll love. Everyday: I’m shufflin’

Choose Your Own Adventure Halloween Special

January 31st, 2019

**This episode contains scenes of car accidents in one of the options. Do not listen if that will make you uncomfortable**This episode also contains adult language**

A few different players have different timestamps. See the description for the right timestamps for your favorite player!

Happy day folks! This episode is finally finished :D I did my best to include more sound effects than music, so editing took three times as long as it usually did. However, after nearly two weeks of work, it's ready for your listening pleasure! That being said, please share this episode with friends, families, coworkers, your dog, etc. I worked really hard on this one. 

Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for not only sponsoring this episode, but being patient as I had a mental breakdown to get this thing finished. Find out more about Jess here:

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Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

 

Editors note: At each point where the story ends, I state that there are 7 endings. In reality, there are only 6.

 

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Podbean/Podcast Addict/iTunes/Overcast:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

Story start (Main story (1)): 2:51

Move to your bed: 5:03

Stay on the couch: 6:43

Main story (2): 8:17

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:49

 

Jump: 20:18

Left path: 23:27

Right path: 27:17

Stay on the ride: 30:54

 

Halloween Party: 34:39

 

Tell the truth: 35:23

Lie: 36:07

Main story (3): 37:20

Prisoner: 38:43

Black-Eyed Pea:39:32

Skittle: 40:32

Main story (4): 41:11

Justin's Truck: 43:18

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:57

Your Sedan: 1:05:49

Ditch them: 1:12:32

Invite them to meet your friends: 1:18:43

 

Stitcher:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Story start (Main story (1)): 2:52

Move to your bed: 5:04

Stay on the couch: 6:58

Main story (2): 8:20

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:52

 

Jump: 20:22

Left path: 23:23

Right path: 27:40

Stay on the ride: 30:58

 

Halloween Party: 34:45

Tell the truth: 35:26

Lie: 36:11

Main story (3): 37:28

Prisoner: 38:39

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:35

Skittle: 40:31

Main story (4): 41:22

Justin's Truck: 43:23

Ditch them: 49:52

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:47

Your Sedan: 65:44

Ditch them: 72:26

Invite them to meet your friends: 79:01

 

Google Podcasts:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Story start (Main story (1)): 3:02

Move to your bed: 4:59

Stay on the couch: 6:42

Main story (2): 8:37

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:54

 

Jump: 20:13

Left path: 23:23

Right path: 27:35

Stay on the ride: 30:42

 

Halloween Party: 34:35

 

Tell the truth: 35:16

Lie: 36:02

Main story (3): 37:19

Prisoner: 38:31

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:27

Skittle: 40:24

Main story (4): 41:13

Justin's Truck: 43:16

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:36

Your Sedan: 1:05:29

Ditch them: 1:12:16

Invite them to meet your friends: 1:18:27

 

Spotify:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

Story start (Main story (1)): 3:11

Move to your bed: 4:59

Stay on the couch: 6:42

Main story (2): 8:37

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:54

 

Jump: 20:13

Left path: 23:31

Right path: 27:35

Stay on the ride: 30:42

 

Halloween Party: 34:35

 

Tell the truth: 35:16

Lie: 36:04

Main story (3): 37:21

Prisoner: 38:31

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:28

Skittle: 40:24

Main story (4): 41:13

Justin's Truck: 43:16

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:36

Your Sedan: 65:30

Ditch them: 72:13

Invite them to meet your friends: 78:27

 

Attribution for Sound Effects/Music:

Carny's Dance by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: https://soundcloud.com/kevin-9-1/carnys-dance 
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Bad Ideas Distressed by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) 
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100488 
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

 

All sounds used from: https://freesound.org

"tractor approaching"

user: soundmary

"screaming_male_beard"

user: GabrielaUPF

"punch 4"

user: CastIronCarousel

"scream_group_women"

user: thanvannispen

"walkie talkie ininteligible"

user: vinjatovix

"old_dodge_truck t_start1"

user:roscoetoon

"PA microphone feedback (2)"

user:FreqMan

"Scream B"

user: FreqMan

"Car Breaking Skid"

user: Medartimus

"scream_group_long"

user:thevannispen

 

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January 2019: Features Week Bonus Episode

January 19th, 2019

Yes, it's a week late and yes, I only have 4 artists for you, but hey! The new me this new year is a bit behind. Thanks for your patience and enjoy learning about some awesome artists!

 

Drac VanHook

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It's Haunted...What Now? Podcast

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Click here to listen to Lanie's most recent episode (featuring a frightening tale by yours truly).

 

Annalisa Ely

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Part 1 of our collab

Part 2 of our collab

 

The Hidden Staircase

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Buy Merch to support an amazing pod!

Customer Service

January 9th, 2019

I bet you didn't know you wanted to hear a horror story from the perspective of a shopping cart...you're welcome. 

The art for this episode as well as the story itself was done by the lovely and talented Jessica F. Holt! Give her a shout:

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Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

 

Want to know more about this story? Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! There I post a minisode available to all patrons $1 and up alongside each story.

Buy merch designed by talented independent artists!

 

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My Top Five Horror Movies of All Time

January 3rd, 2019

Ever wonder if all of this negativity is just how I watch movies? Well it's not! I do have some that I like. Here's a list of all my top 5!

 

Featured Podcasts:

Fataliteas

I Never Saw That

 

Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! 

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