Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Every other Tuesday: I read an original short horror story written by me! Every other Thursday:I review a shitty horror movie with loads of snark. First Saturday of each month: I interview indie artists I just know you’ll love. Everyday: I’m shufflin’

Suddenly the Telephone Rang

April 30th, 2019

It's time to go back. Back to a time where I misunderstood the basic rules of grammar (though all instances have been lightly edited out before I made this episode). Before I had an entire thesaurus in my head to strengthen my vocabulary. This is the first of several stories I'll be bringing you in an attempt to revive my older stories and make more of a gap in the stories I post on my blog so we're not celebrating Christmas next April (again). 

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Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her artwork! Find out more about Jess here:

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“Insidious: The Last Key” Movie Review

April 25th, 2019

**Trigger Warning: this film deals with child abuse**

The last film in the series! We've got a new director, a new Elise, and some hardcore misdirected flirting.

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A Very Undead Christmas Special

April 16th, 2019

You've heard about all those boring things everyone talks about during the apocalypse, but what about the stuff no one talks about, like how to celebrate Christmas?

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“Insidious: Chapter 3″ Movie Review (positive)

April 11th, 2019

Could this be the best Insidious movie so far? Am I just nitpicking? Was they key to this franchise's success taking Wan out of the equation entirely?? You decide!

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April 2019: Features Week Bonus Episode

April 6th, 2019

Three podcasts, one YouTuber, and an artist. A creepy narration, some epic promos and...ASMR? Check out this month's collection of artists! It's going to be great. 

 

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Me, My Spouse and A Die

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Minna/True Crime Finland

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Forgotten News Podcast

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Penny Tailsup

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Whispered True Stories

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Oh, Christmas Tree

April 2nd, 2019

Trigger Warning: excessive violence, gore, and body horror

What happens when the employer you see as a father figure won't get rid of dead weight? You take things into your own hands.

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Gutenprank Bonus: Terrible Book Club Episode swap!

April 1st, 2019

Hey! Happy April Fool's day! Amid the fake pregnancies, proposals, and deaths, I'm thrilled to bring you a real awesome podcast.

The lovely Moxie LaBouche from Your Brain on Facts Podcast put together a super secret group of podcasters to switch up our episodes on April 1st and I was paired up with pulp fiction novel review podcast Terrible Book Club. In this episode, which is entirely theirs, they review a book I like to refer to as a Harry Potter/Twilight demon baby book. Yeah.

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