Short Stories of Augie Peterson

The stories are spooky, the reviews are snarky, and the points don’t matter.

“Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation” Movie Review

December 20th, 2019

Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zelweger join the roster in this remake (touted as the proper sequel and directed by the first film's screenwriter) of the classic TCM!

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Der Hund

December 10th, 2019

Family secrets, an empath caught in the middle, and a gift that keeps on giving.


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Music credit:

Take Off and Shoot a Zero by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (

Post-Thanksgiving Minisode: “Aquaman (2018)” Movie Review

December 5th, 2019

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This is the kind of stuff my patrons get on the regular; Unscripted, honest reviews of the occasional movie. 

Usually I do these for random movies I watch and happen to enjoy, those are posted randomly as I see the films. This one, however, was a review of a movie I wasn't too keen on, but it was part of the bonus material my patrons had access to over the course of my recent two month hiatus which, if you've been paying attention, you'll know is going to become an annual tradition for me.

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Giving Thanks

November 26th, 2019

This Thanksgiving story is one I'm extremely proud to present! I went the old fashioned route for this episode, and the majority of sound effects you hear are from yours truly! 

Hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving, folks! Enjoy the feast! 

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“Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3″ Movie Review

November 21st, 2019

I thought I liked this movie until I really thought about it. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


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One of the Lucky Ones

November 12th, 2019

Taking the train is usually pretty stressful, but if you're lucky...


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The Fate of Features Week

November 9th, 2019

The fate of Features Week has hung in the balance for the last month and I've finally decided to do something about that.

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“Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2″ Movie Review

November 7th, 2019

The beautiful franchise I fell in love with only weeks ago has already let me down immensely.

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October 29th, 2019

TW: trypophobia, body horror


Moving into a new home can be stressful...


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Music Credit:

Deep Noise by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (

“Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (1974) Movie Review

October 24th, 2019

I was scarred as a sick child from watching this series until the fates decided now was my time. Damn am I glad I didn't let what's probably going to be a dumb remake ruin this gorgeous movie for me.


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