Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Every other Tuesday: I read an original short horror story written by me! Every other Thursday:I review a shitty horror movie with loads of snark. First Saturday of each month: I interview indie artists I just know you’ll love. Everyday: I’m shufflin’

One Year Podiversary Q&A!

February 7th, 2019

If you're reading this, you have helped take part in making this podcast awesome. Whether this is your first episode, or you've heard them all, it's your fault this podcast has succeeded. Thank you!

 

**Find the transcript of this episode here**

 

Special thanks to these fine folks:

(Twitter accounts linked)

Jess F. Holt (who I forgot to list because I'm BAD AT LISTS)

Spoop Hour

Geek Men and the Masters of the Thundernerds

Yikes Podcast

Me, My Spouse, and a Die

Turn of Phrases Podcast

Saint

 

P.S. I forgot to record a question because I, apparently can't read. Courtney from Cult of Domesticity asked:

“What would be your ideal profession?” I would love to be a baker or cake decorator. I’ve been obsessed with shows like Ace of Cakes since they became popular and I even got an entire set of piping tips for Christmas last year. I’m not the most adventurous baker, but I do my fair share of making sweets and desserts. I’d love to get paid to do it!

 

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Choose Your Own Adventure Halloween Special

January 31st, 2019

**This episode contains scenes of car accidents in one of the options. Do not listen if that will make you uncomfortable**This episode also contains adult language**

A few different players have different timestamps. See the description for the right timestamps for your favorite player!

Happy day folks! This episode is finally finished :D I did my best to include more sound effects than music, so editing took three times as long as it usually did. However, after nearly two weeks of work, it's ready for your listening pleasure! That being said, please share this episode with friends, families, coworkers, your dog, etc. I worked really hard on this one. 

Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for not only sponsoring this episode, but being patient as I had a mental breakdown to get this thing finished. Find out more about Jess here:

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Website

Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

 

Editors note: At each point where the story ends, I state that there are 7 endings. In reality, there are only 6.

 

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Podbean/Podcast Addict/iTunes/Overcast:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

Story start (Main story (1)): 2:51

Move to your bed: 5:03

Stay on the couch: 6:43

Main story (2): 8:17

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:49

 

Jump: 20:18

Left path: 23:27

Right path: 27:17

Stay on the ride: 30:54

 

Halloween Party: 34:39

 

Tell the truth: 35:23

Lie: 36:07

Main story (3): 37:20

Prisoner: 38:43

Black-Eyed Pea:39:32

Skittle: 40:32

Main story (4): 41:11

Justin's Truck: 43:18

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:57

Your Sedan: 1:05:49

Ditch them: 1:12:32

Invite them to meet your friends: 1:18:43

 

Stitcher:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Story start (Main story (1)): 2:52

Move to your bed: 5:04

Stay on the couch: 6:58

Main story (2): 8:20

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:52

 

Jump: 20:22

Left path: 23:23

Right path: 27:40

Stay on the ride: 30:58

 

Halloween Party: 34:45

Tell the truth: 35:26

Lie: 36:11

Main story (3): 37:28

Prisoner: 38:39

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:35

Skittle: 40:31

Main story (4): 41:22

Justin's Truck: 43:23

Ditch them: 49:52

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:47

Your Sedan: 65:44

Ditch them: 72:26

Invite them to meet your friends: 79:01

 

Google Podcasts:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

 

Story start (Main story (1)): 3:02

Move to your bed: 4:59

Stay on the couch: 6:42

Main story (2): 8:37

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:54

 

Jump: 20:13

Left path: 23:23

Right path: 27:35

Stay on the ride: 30:42

 

Halloween Party: 34:35

 

Tell the truth: 35:16

Lie: 36:02

Main story (3): 37:19

Prisoner: 38:31

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:27

Skittle: 40:24

Main story (4): 41:13

Justin's Truck: 43:16

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:36

Your Sedan: 1:05:29

Ditch them: 1:12:16

Invite them to meet your friends: 1:18:27

 

Spotify:

Timestamps (played at 1.0x speed):

Story start (Main story (1)): 3:11

Move to your bed: 4:59

Stay on the couch: 6:42

Main story (2): 8:37

 

Haunted Hayride: 10:54

 

Jump: 20:13

Left path: 23:31

Right path: 27:35

Stay on the ride: 30:42

 

Halloween Party: 34:35

 

Tell the truth: 35:16

Lie: 36:04

Main story (3): 37:21

Prisoner: 38:31

Black-Eyed Pea:  39:28

Skittle: 40:24

Main story (4): 41:13

Justin's Truck: 43:16

Ditch them: 50:04

Invite them to meet your friends: 57:36

Your Sedan: 65:30

Ditch them: 72:13

Invite them to meet your friends: 78:27

 

Attribution for Sound Effects/Music:

Carny's Dance by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: https://soundcloud.com/kevin-9-1/carnys-dance 
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Bad Ideas Distressed by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) 
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100488 
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

 

All sounds used from: https://freesound.org

"tractor approaching"

user: soundmary

"screaming_male_beard"

user: GabrielaUPF

"punch 4"

user: CastIronCarousel

"scream_group_women"

user: thanvannispen

"walkie talkie ininteligible"

user: vinjatovix

"old_dodge_truck t_start1"

user:roscoetoon

"PA microphone feedback (2)"

user:FreqMan

"Scream B"

user: FreqMan

"Car Breaking Skid"

user: Medartimus

"scream_group_long"

user:thevannispen

 

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January 2019: Features Week Bonus Episode

January 19th, 2019

Yes, it's a week late and yes, I only have 4 artists for you, but hey! The new me this new year is a bit behind. Thanks for your patience and enjoy learning about some awesome artists!

 

Drac VanHook

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Website

 

It's Haunted...What Now? Podcast

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Click here to listen to Lanie's most recent episode (featuring a frightening tale by yours truly).

 

Annalisa Ely

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YouTube Channel

Part 1 of our collab

Part 2 of our collab

 

The Hidden Staircase

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Customer Service

January 9th, 2019

I bet you didn't know you wanted to hear a horror story from the perspective of a shopping cart...you're welcome. 

The art for this episode as well as the story itself was done by the lovely and talented Jessica F. Holt! Give her a shout:

Twitter

Website

Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

 

Want to know more about this story? Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! There I post a minisode available to all patrons $1 and up alongside each story.

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My Top Five Horror Movies of All Time

January 3rd, 2019

Ever wonder if all of this negativity is just how I watch movies? Well it's not! I do have some that I like. Here's a list of all my top 5!

 

Featured Podcasts:

Fataliteas

I Never Saw That

 

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Graveyard Shift

December 25th, 2018

Merry Christmas everyone!! Thanks for taking the time out of this holiday to listen to little ol' me! 

This story was written with the help of a prompt from the Hooks of Horror podcast! 

The art for this episode as well as the story itself was done by the lovely and talented Jessica F. Holt! Give her a shout:

Twitter

Website

Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

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“The Void” Movie Review

December 20th, 2018

Tentacles, Rick Grimes, and pregnancy. If those three words don't get you excited, you're listening to the wrong podcast. 

Last Week's Story: Patchwork

Patchwork minisode

Last Movie Review: Sabrina

 

Listen to my stories: 

 "A Very Undead Christmas" (Hooks of Horror)

It's Haunted...What Now?

 

Featured Podcasts:

Haunted Places

The Lift

 

Want to know more about this story? Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! There I post a minisode available to all patrons $1 and up alongside each story.

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Minisode: Behind the Scenes of Patchwork

December 16th, 2018

For those of you that don't know, on Patreon I offer minisodes like this one each Tuesday I release a story. This week I was a bit late, so I thought, to make up for it, I would release it to the public! That way my patrons and those that want to can share these tidbits. 

The art for this episode as well as the story itself was done by the lovely and talented Jessica F. Holt! Give her a shout:

Twitter

Website

Email: info@jessicafholt.com

Support Jess' work here.

Learn more about Jess in November's Features Week Episode!

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Patchwork

December 11th, 2018

When a mother and daughter's affinity for the unknown makes a real life appearance, will they choose to go on a risky adventure that might end in tragedy?

Trigger Warning: Extreme body horror and gore

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“Sabrina” Movie Review

December 6th, 2018

When the doll is creepy before AND after it has a demon inside of it, you're going to have a bad time.

 

Welcome to the first entirely unedited movie review episode! 

 

Featured Podcasts:

I Am In Eskew

Cutting Class

 

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